Auditions for Vice Magazine

I always knew Bobby Cox was really a Cock, a descendant from that great line of Cornish Cocks. Unfortunately for the champion of the downtrodden ethnic minority in all of us, the British Jacobins seem to be wiping out any trace of the once great nation.



At least their brethren in Canada can keep the flame of displaced peoples alight.



I hear they have a valiant captain.



Territorial integrity always comes at a price.